THESE ARE THE CONTINUING VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP WRECK — ING — HU (PART III)
Posted on October 25, 2010 by masterkan
THESE ARE THE CONTINUING VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP WRECK — ING — HU
OMANURA: Shuttlecraft to Starbase Cochran. Shuttlecraft to Starbase Cochran. We have temporarily abandoned the Wreck – Ing – Hu although we have the Guinness Device secured. We are enroute to coordinates 48-16-e-2-306-q on Ceti-Alpha-5.
HULU: Hundreds of trainees left to their fates ….
DR. MCGOO: The Shuttlecraft seems to get more crowded every time we have to run and hide. Everyone but me is swelling every year. Snotty, time to put you on a diet.
SNOTTY: ‘ave I ever told you w’at I REALLY think of your charming personality, Doctor?
DR. MCGOO: Only at every facultative meeting, Mr. Snot.
MR. SCHLOCK: In the 21st Century, the Harrisburg University of Science and Technology developed ….
DR. MCGOO: Will you shut the hell up?
CAPTAIN JERK: My plan is working perfectly. I KNEW I had greater insight than Kan!
ALL: SHUT THE HELL UP!
OMANURA: I never in all my life planned on being marooned. No place to get my hair done. No place to do my nails. They don’t even have a boutique!
HULU: I just hope they have a bike rack.
CAPTAIN JERK: Mr. Snot. See if you can affix some paper towels with the tracking beam.
SNOTTY: That wou’ take MORE than a miracle, Captin.
MR. SCHLOCK: Captain. I believe I may be able to reconfigure the Guinness Device to ….
DR. MCGOO: Mr. Tickoff, hand me your phaser.
HULU: Where is Nurse Babble?
TICKOFF: She wasn’t able to access the Turbolift to the exit bay on Deck 12 in time.
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CANNON FODDER: qaJa’pu’ HIqaghQo’
COMMISSAR SHEEA’VEGLLGI: tjhIgnan jIH
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THESE ARE THE CONTINUING VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP WRECK — ING — HU (PART IV)
Posted on November 6, 2010 by masterkan
THESE ARE THE CONTINUING VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP WRECK — ING — HU (PART IV)
COMMISSAR SHEEA’VEGLLGI: Qagh wyqrw yIDoghQoO’ bIjath ‘e’ yImev.
Nugjathl maj majQa’ ‘arloghQoylu ngop.
CANNON FODDER: nugjtmajQo’ goslIj qaStah.
HULU: Why is my paperwork due on time, but Mr. Snot is allowed to turn his in months after the due date without penalty? It seems an odd way to run an enterprise.
DR. MCGOO: Lt. Omanura, just exactly what IS your job on this 4-year voyage?
OMANURA: I don’t know. Why? Oh look! A tribble!
HARVEY MUDD: For you, madam, only 18 trillion euros.
OMANURA: I’ll write you a check using the Wreck – Ing – Hu’s account.
TICKOFF: Where is ze Keptin?
HULU: Busy watching re-runs of ‘Kung-Fool.’
MR. SCHLOCK: I have received a subspace communication indicating that Captain stDarr has entered into contractual negotiations with the captives.
DR. MCGOO: My god, man. Armageddon!
HULU: I attend class. I do higher quality and timely work, but I don’t get promoted, whereas ….
SNOTTY: Mr. Hulu. Don’t stress your fragile young mind with such questions.
CAPTAIN JERK: Why hasn’t stDarr blasted us with phasers? He MUST be up to something!
